Note Approved:
In offices, often we may find officers who will given verbal orders but if they are asked to approve it in writing they will either be annoyed or do something. One of my colleage who was working under a technical officer asked him to do something and accordingly a note was submitted to him for his approval. He called my colleage and first said why he needed his approval. When the reason was explained he hesitated to sign the note. When my colleage insisted, he said " तुम क्या सोचता है मैं साइन करने से डरता हू, उसने ज़ोर से कहा "जय काली मा" and approved the note.
How to Work in Secretariat:
When we were undergoining probationary training in 1987, one faculty member of ISTM use to say this line-आते नमस्ते जाते नमस्ते, काम कभी मना मत करना, काम कभी करना मत, आते नमस्ते जाते नमस्ते, अफसर को हमेशा खुश रखना, कोई काम कहे तो कहना" हून्ही लो जी"
2. In olden days Britishers use to appoint Jathedar or Risaldar for small area and they use to look after the administrative work but most of them were illiterate. So they use to keep some Babus knowing English. My Sardar friend used to tell me that these Jathedar use to approve the proposal with remarks" Padan Likhan Babu Jimedar, sign kita Sardar Nihal Singh, Jathedar."
Now a days again due to downsizing there are scarcity of Babus or even there are some they are not well qualified so one Babu wrote"
" PUC(Paper under Consideration) is letter from ......,
" I have nothing to Utter..
"Officer Knows it better..
Submitted for consideration and Orders.
बंगाली और बिहारी
एक बंगाली और बिहारी ट्रेन में यात्रा कर रहे थे. एक स्टेशन पर बिहारी ने बंगाली से पूछा " दादा ए जगह कर का नाम बा". बंगाली बड़े बेरूख़ी से बोला" हम्मी जानी ना". दूस्सरे स्टेशन फिर बिहारी ने स्टेशन का नाम पूछा तो दादा ने फिर बोला "हम्मी जानी ना". तीसरे स्टेशन पर बिहारी ने फिर वही सवाल पूछा तो फिर जबाब मिला "हम्मी जानी ना". बिहारी को बड़ा गुस्सा आया और बोला " दादा एक गो स्टेशन कर नामे "जानी ना" हो सकत है, दूगो स्टेशन कर नाम "जानी ना" हो सकत है, हमको बेवकूफ़ समझा है" और एक थप्पड़ जड़ दिया. " बंगाली मार खाते ही बोला " अम्मा गो". बिहारी बोला" बंगाली मार ख़ाके ही सही बात बोलता है. पहले कही नही बोला स्टेशन का नाम "अम्मा गो" है.
Traffic Lights:
My friends from Andamans may recall that once we had five Councillors there in the Pradesh Council. When I came Delhi one of the Driver posted with Andaman House told me one amazing thing. One of the Councillor(I will not name) had come to Delhi first time and he was surprised to see the traffic signals at many points. He just asked the Driver who turns these traffic lights "on" and "Off". It looked funny to me but I recalled, those days traffic signals were not in Andamans.
Chutkule:
एक मिस्टर श्याम सिंग थे. वे जब भी घर से बाहर जाते थे तो ग्राउंड में खेल रहे बचो
से सवाल पूछते थे की " मौलाना आज़ाद कौन थे? राजेन्ड्रा प्रसाद कौन थे? सरदार पटेल कौन थे? वग़ैरा वग़ैरा . बचें जब जबाब नही दे पाते तो कहते थे " घर में बैठ कर पढ़ोगे तब तो पता चलेगा. एक दिन बचों ने स्याम अंकल को घेर लिया और पूछा " अंकल आपको पता है राम सिंग कौन है? श्याम सिंग जी बोले "पता नही है. बचों ने कहा " अंकल घर पर रहोगे तब तो पता चलेगा.
2.Keep a Watch: On a return a file one officer wrote " Keep a watch on this case" and marked down to his junior. After 15 days the senior inquired about the file. The Junior very innocently replied" Sir, maine file ko Almira me rakha hai aur uspar apni Ghari(Watch) rakh di hai.
Rail Bandhna:
In offices, often we may find officers who will given verbal orders but if they are asked to approve it in writing they will either be annoyed or do something. One of my colleage who was working under a technical officer asked him to do something and accordingly a note was submitted to him for his approval. He called my colleage and first said why he needed his approval. When the reason was explained he hesitated to sign the note. When my colleage insisted, he said " तुम क्या सोचता है मैं साइन करने से डरता हू, उसने ज़ोर से कहा "जय काली मा" and approved the note.
How to Work in Secretariat:
When we were undergoining probationary training in 1987, one faculty member of ISTM use to say this line-आते नमस्ते जाते नमस्ते, काम कभी मना मत करना, काम कभी करना मत, आते नमस्ते जाते नमस्ते, अफसर को हमेशा खुश रखना, कोई काम कहे तो कहना" हून्ही लो जी"
2. In olden days Britishers use to appoint Jathedar or Risaldar for small area and they use to look after the administrative work but most of them were illiterate. So they use to keep some Babus knowing English. My Sardar friend used to tell me that these Jathedar use to approve the proposal with remarks" Padan Likhan Babu Jimedar, sign kita Sardar Nihal Singh, Jathedar."
Now a days again due to downsizing there are scarcity of Babus or even there are some they are not well qualified so one Babu wrote"
" PUC(Paper under Consideration) is letter from ......,
" I have nothing to Utter..
"Officer Knows it better..
Submitted for consideration and Orders.
बंगाली और बिहारी
एक बंगाली और बिहारी ट्रेन में यात्रा कर रहे थे. एक स्टेशन पर बिहारी ने बंगाली से पूछा " दादा ए जगह कर का नाम बा". बंगाली बड़े बेरूख़ी से बोला" हम्मी जानी ना". दूस्सरे स्टेशन फिर बिहारी ने स्टेशन का नाम पूछा तो दादा ने फिर बोला "हम्मी जानी ना". तीसरे स्टेशन पर बिहारी ने फिर वही सवाल पूछा तो फिर जबाब मिला "हम्मी जानी ना". बिहारी को बड़ा गुस्सा आया और बोला " दादा एक गो स्टेशन कर नामे "जानी ना" हो सकत है, दूगो स्टेशन कर नाम "जानी ना" हो सकत है, हमको बेवकूफ़ समझा है" और एक थप्पड़ जड़ दिया. " बंगाली मार खाते ही बोला " अम्मा गो". बिहारी बोला" बंगाली मार ख़ाके ही सही बात बोलता है. पहले कही नही बोला स्टेशन का नाम "अम्मा गो" है.
Traffic Lights:
My friends from Andamans may recall that once we had five Councillors there in the Pradesh Council. When I came Delhi one of the Driver posted with Andaman House told me one amazing thing. One of the Councillor(I will not name) had come to Delhi first time and he was surprised to see the traffic signals at many points. He just asked the Driver who turns these traffic lights "on" and "Off". It looked funny to me but I recalled, those days traffic signals were not in Andamans.
Chutkule:
एक मिस्टर श्याम सिंग थे. वे जब भी घर से बाहर जाते थे तो ग्राउंड में खेल रहे बचो
से सवाल पूछते थे की " मौलाना आज़ाद कौन थे? राजेन्ड्रा प्रसाद कौन थे? सरदार पटेल कौन थे? वग़ैरा वग़ैरा . बचें जब जबाब नही दे पाते तो कहते थे " घर में बैठ कर पढ़ोगे तब तो पता चलेगा. एक दिन बचों ने स्याम अंकल को घेर लिया और पूछा " अंकल आपको पता है राम सिंग कौन है? श्याम सिंग जी बोले "पता नही है. बचों ने कहा " अंकल घर पर रहोगे तब तो पता चलेगा.
2.Keep a Watch: On a return a file one officer wrote " Keep a watch on this case" and marked down to his junior. After 15 days the senior inquired about the file. The Junior very innocently replied" Sir, maine file ko Almira me rakha hai aur uspar apni Ghari(Watch) rakh di hai.
Rail Bandhna:
This is somewhat 40 years old incident. Two of our relatives had just arrived in
Baratang and got a job of Mazdoor in Forest Department. The work of fencing is commonly known there as "Railing" or "Rail Bandhna'. On the first day itself these guys were alloted the work of fencing. As usual their Supervisor told them " बेंत की रस्सी लो, नर्सरी में जाओ और रेल बांधो". These two guys went to the Nursery but did not find any railway line/track. They just thought and discussed, " यहाँ कोई रेल लाइन नही है और रेल आ भी गई तो इतेने बरे रेल को इतनी पतली रस्सी से बंधेंगे कैसे." They just waited and wasted 8 hours for the rail to come.
Baratang and got a job of Mazdoor in Forest Department. The work of fencing is commonly known there as "Railing" or "Rail Bandhna'. On the first day itself these guys were alloted the work of fencing. As usual their Supervisor told them " बेंत की रस्सी लो, नर्सरी में जाओ और रेल बांधो". These two guys went to the Nursery but did not find any railway line/track. They just thought and discussed, " यहाँ कोई रेल लाइन नही है और रेल आ भी गई तो इतेने बरे रेल को इतनी पतली रस्सी से बंधेंगे कैसे." They just waited and wasted 8 hours for the rail to come.
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